Ranger Kathryn's Arches

June 21, 2009

Where NOT to pee — [for girls only]

Filed under: Uncategorized — Kathryn Colestock-Burke @ 2:56 pm

IMG_1099Tip #73:  Do not squat to pee on a pile of rocks.  Choose sand, or vegetation, neither of which will act as a deflector.

I think boys learn this early in life, but somehow I missed out…


  1. Watch out for the boots

    cuz the splatter will get you

    if you aren’t aiming…

    Comment by Lisamathews — June 21, 2009 @ 4:52 pm | Reply

  2. Haiku points for you, Lisa.

    Comment by kath56ryn — June 21, 2009 @ 7:25 pm | Reply

  3. It doth seem to me

    You talk a lot about pee

    And how to do it

    Comment by Kathy Lewis — June 21, 2009 @ 8:12 pm | Reply

    • Desert bathrooms are few and far between. Peeing is necessary, sometimes in odd places. I love your haiku!

      Comment by kath56ryn — June 22, 2009 @ 6:48 am | Reply

  4. To pee or not to pee, that is the question . . .
    (I shall refrain from further quasi-plagiarism on this subject being as how this is a family blog . . . ;-?

    Comment by Dad — June 22, 2009 @ 5:07 am | Reply

    • Dad! Didn’t you read the “For Girls Only” sign?!!?

      Comment by kath56ryn — June 22, 2009 @ 6:49 am | Reply

  5. There was a new ranger named Kathryn
    Who desperately needed a bathrym.
    She squatted and peed
    Relieving her need
    And blessing her boots in the bargyn.

    Comment by A Non Ymous — June 22, 2009 @ 5:20 am | Reply

    • Dad, you are so NOT anonymous. I must admit, though, that a limerick may be a better form than a haiku for this particular topic.

      Comment by kath56ryn — June 22, 2009 @ 7:03 am | Reply

  6. Ha ha! Just tried this in CO while Lance was keeping guard. He only looked one way and by the time “strangers” were in my outside bathroom, I couldn’t shut it off fast enough while pulling up my pants. Wet undies and pants aren’t good either 😦

    Comment by Snow — July 15, 2009 @ 11:59 am | Reply

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

What do you think?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

%d bloggers like this: