A pronghorn group — thin mother, twin fawns, and a tiny-horned male — look up warily as I drive past their grazing spot in the middle of the deserted town. Oh, it’s only Olive, I hear them tell each other as they return to nibbling what meager portions of grass they can find. I snap their photos and head north.

Pronghorn family in the ghost town

twins

pronghorn fawn
Two large black SUVs are tailing me, and I would rather not have to deal with them, so I pull over to let them pass. Which they do gladly. I will mosey at my own leisurely pace.
Three miles up the canyon a primitive parking area sits unmarked; two black SUVs occupy it. I pull in and remind Olive how beautiful she is next to those beasts. An extended family group of four adults and six children are noisily tramping about, with one obnoxious teen-aged boy yelling harshly, “I said, Everybody come HERE!” “Here” was a rock art panel (one of four in the immediate area) dating back 2000 years. I look around for anyplace else I could go to avoid this peace-disturbing entourage, but there is no escape. I find a gully and pick my way down into the wash to put a little space between myself and Rude Teenager With iPod in Ear. This is my last quest of the day, and I would rather it not be ruined.

Fremont Style, A.D. 600 -- trapezoids for head and body; collars. Petroglyph (pecked).
Let us, for the sake of brevity, assume that I successfully ignored all further unpleasantries that transpired in said family. Let us instead focus on the wonders of ancient rock art mysteries. Some of the Archaic period art is 7000 yrs old! Due to vandals having scratched out the information signs in front of each panel, I can not tell you if I saw some that old. But I did see Fremont art, old Barrier Canyon style art, and … sadly… TONS of vandalism. People used the anthropomorphic forms as targets for rifle practice, so bullet holes abound. On every panel, without exception, idiots have scratched their own initials or name or year. One dumbo put his first and last name (an unusual name) and “son of Andy O,” and I hoped against hope that some intrepid detective could nail him and fine him fifty thousand dollars.

can you see the bullet holes?
But let’s try to see past all that. The fascination with this art is in the vastly differing styles present. Some figures are trapezoids. Some lack eyes or limbs. Some have head horns. Some wear collars. And some, to me the most intriguing of all, resemble aliens. I know their shamans had self-induced other-worldly experiences, but Crikey! This is crazy stuff.

Barrier Canyon pictographs (painted, not pecked) -- 500 BC to 500 AD